meximick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- leaving work Mark suggested Eduardo's for dinner, and I'm inclined to agree w/him since we only have kidney beans and lime juice at home. I drank 8 sodas today, and have yet to visit the restroom. Man, I can't wait til I get to piss normally again. I'm scraping nickels together to get back and forth to work. I need an ironing board and/or an in-home laundry worker How come I can't give myself a haircut? Does anyone I work with cut their own hair? If I don't get a haircut soon, I'll be able to have a pretty terrible ponytail. How come the braided hair look on men can only be carried off by Willie Nelson and native Americans? Maybe I should get electrolysis on my face so I never have to remember to shave like I did today. In terms of beer, what's so goddamned good about mountains - mountain fresh, mountain brewed - I mean malt liquor labels don't have stories or legends on them, and I drink them more often than even I would like. Mountains are just dumb. - how's that for an advertising philosophy? What happened to the drug dealers offering "a sample of the goods"? What's happened to the America that I used to read about in People Magazine and the Weekly World News? Maybe I need better dealers. 20:46:52 - 2000-08-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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