meximick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- fingercuffs Speaking with a friend last night, I was informed that 2 guys and a girl whom we both know had sex together recently. Maybe it's just me, but don't you think hearing about group sex is, like, so 1998? It's funny how we get to know so much that we just shouldn't know about people we know, you know? It's not even like a D'Land thing because I have no idea who is behind these diaries, and contrary to what people might think, knowing people online is not "knowing" them in a normal sense. As soon as you think you know a D'Lander, it turns out that they're actually a crafty 13 year old girl who hates 7th grade, but *looovvves* Justin Timberlake.I'm not going to say that I wish I'd never heard about the threesome thing, because I find it really amusing that 3 people I went to school with all got it on together. And I've seen me a couple of them A-dult feature pictures in my day, so I know just how complicated a venture like that can be. The first thing I did when I was told was burst out laughing. It just seemed absurd to me that I was told what I was told. And I was amused about hearing it because it was 3 people who you just wouldn't expect to lay down and sin together. I suspect heavy drug use was involved. And when I go back home for Thanksgiving, I'm totally going to give her shit for this, and look at her her with the stern, disapproving father look, and then call her "Fingercuffs" because I can joke with her like that. And she will be horrified and turn a shade of purple. Then again, maybe I won't say a thing... This is a typical bio entry for someone I went to High School with from www.classmates.com Hello everyone, I thought I'd update you on all that has happened. I gradutated H.C.C.C. with an Associates Degree in Medical Transcription. While there, I met my husband, [Iron Maiden lead singer, Bruce Dickinson] and we married in 1996. We have two children, Brandon (6) and Paige (2). I don't work right now because I thought that it would be best to stay home with my children. I will, however, pursue my career when my youngest goes off to school. Please feel free to contact me, I would love to hear from you. Bye and Keep Safe.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX BTW, here's some helpful props and concepts to include in the fake bios of your high school friends/enemies:homelessness, sadism/masochism, sex change procedures (or just man-trapped-in-woman's-body feelings or vice-versa), stripping, prostitution, adult film (either starring in or producing), some form of obsessiveness about someone or something (TV's "Love Boat" bartender "Issac Washington", Ted Lange is a good one) prison sentences either currently serving or short terms already served, and the large number of housecats you've adopted. 12:13:32 - 2000-10-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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