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irrisponsibull

So today I found out that I can no longer gloat in public to others that I have never had my telephone diconnected. This is fucking great! Why am I so goddamned irresponsible?

Between me and my roommates we have one working brain. And all it wants are cigarettes, booze and drugs. And sometimes porno.

Usually porno.

This whole situation just makes me want to leave work early and finish a big bottle of gin while chain smoking and watch The Transformers.

But then again, what doesn't?

Everyone elses cubicles are so far from mine, and no one from the equity department is here. If I didn't have to talk to the one in-house salesperson, my pants would be so off. I can't stand pants.

Why can't I hang around in boxers everywhere? What's the hangup with this lousy country?

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18:47:56 - 2000-08-17

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