meximick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does sex between 2 lesbians mean? A: It don't mean dick. I'm definitely going to hell. Is it wrong to give a bundled whiskey and porn action pack as a Christmas gift? What if Grampa specifically asked for it? Ok, Grampa did not ask for the "Yuletide Sexxxaholica Sampler", but it would be so handy if Hickory Farms made them. Beef. Cheese. Porn. Whiskey. Isn't that what the holidays are all about? I've been good about my holiday shopping. My first secret: pretend that the gift from your creditors is "X-tra Money Month" and delay payment to those fuckers. I had a daydream today wherein I moved to Ireland and fell in luv with a hot Irish schoolteacher. Strange. Work lately seems just more bland and quiet. Busy, but without purpose. People are quiet here. I just get the feeling from places like this that these people think they'll be here all their careers. I don't want to be here. I don't belong here. I don't want to make bland plesantries over cocktails at the holiday party on Friday. I want them all to admit that their jobs are hollow and meaningless. Now that's the Holiday Spirit bursting through! On happier news, 2 girls I went to high school with recently got in touch with me via email. God knows why. But it's fun to hear from people you haven't spoken to in years, if only to dish some hardcore gossip about those two guys we went to school with and that calf in the barn. I luv that story. 2:21 p.m. - 2001-12-04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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