meximick's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holiday Party w/ Late-Breaking Porn! I need a chair. A comfortable, low to the ground, not too plushy or cushy chair. Unfortunately, I just missed out on purchasing one of the finest pieces of furniture my ass has ever known. The Salvation Army-type thrift store near me had this leather couch-chair package, consisting of a beat up, dirty couch and two wedge-shaped chairs, one of which was also beat up and dirty. But the other! My God, it was fantastic! When I saw it, the skies parted, and a beam of golden sunlight fell on it. A choir of angels sung its praises. A tear trickled down my right cheek. Forsooth, it was an exquisite seating unit, truly more of Heaven than of this Earth! The leather was completely intact, and it was relatively clean. When you sat down, it smushed down quite nicely, snugly squeezing your ass and back in a most comfortable fashion. It was the piece that held the package (priced at $150) together. Without the unblemished chair, they would not have been able to sell the others, so alas, they said they would not break up the set, when I asked. The fuckers then sold the set a week later! Now, all is lost.... Note to self: wait to check if your fly is open until you are not walking down the hall. The company holiday is tonight. I don't think I can last there long. Since moving to this new office, 3 people out of 100+ have stopped by my cube or introduced themselves. I don't care for this place or these people. Or this field. I'm just hanging on at this company until I'm cut free. < /rant > There is an account executive position open. The useless admin assistant for the useless sales manager has applied for the position. It angers me that someone so clueless might be able to get that job based on who she knows. I think HR should be made aware of her 3+ weeks of personal time she took this year when she should have only had 10 days. mwahahahahahahahahahaha. < /evilplotting > luvyou. ****************************************************************************************************************** p.s. the girl just called me to inform on the premier of the Ron Jeremy documentary, "Porn Star" tonight at the Landmark Century Theatre. In the ad, it states that Mr. Jeremy (who, if you didn't know, has a huge cock) will have what is termed a "demonstration" and a Q&A session. This may be just enough reason to leave the holiday party. I can see it now... My boss: "Why are you both leaving the party so soon?" Me: "Well... Do you watch much porno?" 11:44 a.m. - 2001-12-07 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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